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Old 04-03-2008, 10:21 PM
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Default Bankroll Stimulus Act of 2008

I am talking about the Economic Stimulus Act of 2008 the Bush admin. passed.

I encourage poker players to "help" the economy by using the up to $600 the nearsighted Bush admin. is giving us to fund your bankroll. They have made it a pain in the ass to deposit money to say nothing of the $175 it took me over 1 yr to get back from netteller.

So they passed this half-assed online gambling bill to make life miserable. I say get even! Deposit that money in an "illegal" gambling site to boost your bankroll and create your own little "Economic Stimulus Package". Find a site with a first good deposit bonus that doubles once you clear the bonus.

That $600 would fund a very safe bankroll (24 buy-ins) for the $.10/25 cash games, which over time if you maintain even a small winning percentage you will double your money (after clearing bonus) while learning to play better. The Bush Admin wants to pay you to become a better poker player! YeeeeHaaaaaa!

Part of the Bush Admin. "No Poker Player Left Behind" act.

"Defines Irony"

Last edited by scrawnybob; 04-03-2008 at 10:47 PM.
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