The way some players act at the table, I think they are aliens!
How to run the tournament:
1. Change the prize structure--tell them if we lose they can have our best poker player and do whatever they want with him...so Phil Hellmuth would be on the block.
2. Make a rule change: Anyone found eating humans at the poker table is disqualified
3. Play Razz--only a few people on Earth play the game, so there are certainly no aliens who have.
By the way, I heard that this poker game was already conducted 8 years ago and the prize was that George Bush would be the leader. Yeah, we lost that poker tournament.
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