So my buddy was at a Casino bout two months ago, and he was talking to this older player.
Older guy was grumbling the whole time playing and my buddy asks him how he's doing, was he stuck?.
Old fella says nah, cards have been treating him right...he was just thinking bout a couple of nights ago. Says there were these two attractive girls that came in to watch the tables...They hit it off with the older fella and the two girls want to know if he wants to leave and have some "fun".
So he takes off with the two, get freaky in the back of his Caddy...and damn if the two don't take all his money and leave!!
My buddy tells the old timer, damn, that sucks.
Old timer replies::: yea, and lucky for me they came back last night and did it to me again...but where the hell are they tonight?
//ok, only poker joke I know
