A Must Read About Absolute You Decide

[tortuga420]

i recently ran across this and it sent shivers down my spine....i trotally beleave this and have currently stopped playing at absolute.................
Nick Danger again:
You seek the definitive truth and I provide it through my countless underground sources from around the globe. Check with me weekly![/LEFT]
Recently, an elite programmer I associate with known as Dillinger (real name being withheld at his request), contacted me concerning a project we've been collaborating on referencing the conduct and honesty of online gambling sites.

Next to intricate programming skills, Dillingers other passion is spending the bulk of his free time (as so many of us do) playing poker online. However, he took things a step further and designed a program which most of us only wish we had the expertise to construct and then implement.

What you are about to read is without doubt the most eye opening information you'll find 'anywhere' concerning the integrity of online poker and casinos! So read on to discover the Absolute Truth!

After long hours and close observation of online play, Dillinger began noticing a pattern of events that struck a nerve and presented him with serious doubts concerning the creditability of the program software being used at online gambling sites. He'd always known there were various methods a site could use to manipulate software and eventually concluded that every poker site he was playing at was using some form of underhanded programming to extract player funds dishonestly. As a result, Dillinger ventures on a quest to discover the truth.

Our man of the hour immediately set out to construct a 'Trojan Stealth Virus' that could infiltrate any gambling sites internal program structure. Enter undetected, spider through all system hierarchy, compile specific information on the program integrity, check for tampering, evaluate algorithms etc. then send the results back to it's origin without a trace.

He successfully sent this 'Stealth Virus' to the computer servers at Absolute Poker to investigate. What it brought back will make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end if you play for real money at Absolute Poker!

Here are the findings of this covert maneuver at AP:

First off, Dillingers Stealth Virus sends back conformation regarding my article on the dreaded Doom Switch
The Doom Switch 'is on' at AP! It's a program virus used by Absolute Poker, aimed at members accounts. It causes all funds in your account to disappear through habitual loosing hands. Once the virus depletes all the funds in your account, statistics show that 92% of all gamblers will make additional deposits in an attempt to recover these losses.

This same ploy is also used to compel players who win money in freerolls to make deposits after loosing their freeroll cash. The average freeroll winner never increases their winnings much beyond $50. It's designed to give the player a false sense of security when they find themselves winning a freeroll and then win a little more at other tables. Once all the freeroll money is gone, it induces most players to break down and finally begin making real money deposits.

Next we learned that 'Program Dealing' is being used over at AP. Program Dealing is a special program designed to take away any aspect of random card generation! It pre-determines which cards will fall during a game, rather than allowing the cards to fall by random chance. Just another one of the many tricks used in Absolutes sinister arsenal!

Another program device AP uses, will automatically choose which cards players are dealt and predetermine the outcome of that game. This is most likely used to simulate a dry spell, which follows you from seat to seat, effecting 'you personally' and not allowing each seat to continually be dealt randomly or fairly!

They appear to use detectors that capture all the windows you may be using on your computer while playing at Absolute Poker. For what reason, we can only speculate.

Dillingers newly constructed 'Program' has conclusively proven that Absolute Poker is most certainly deceiving their members by stealing their deposits using systematic program procedures. This is only the beginning and there will be more to come.

You must pass this information on to every online poker player you know! It's your duty to help inform others of impending doom!

All of Dillingers future findings on corrupt sites will be posted here as they filter in! So watch for PokerConduct.com mailings and check back often!


pokerconduct.net always on the case...Nick Danger



LIKE I SAID YOU DECIDE I AM JUST PASSING ON SOME INFO
Tortuga420[/CENTER]

[scrawnybob]

hi

I've looked at this site - and frankly I find most of it highly unbelievable

The are using highly unsubstanciated evidence of single intances to slagg off every site imaginable accept the one site they are promoting - hmm

Most of they're reasons not to play all these sites are based on single players who frankly are more likely to have tried to cheat the site and got caught etc

I appreicate that you may be a totally innocent member who genuinely wanted to draw this to the forums attention

Equally there are a great deal of affiliate on the forum who will try to get active backlinks / shameless plugs for their site / aff codes etc etc etc on here at any cost or any wya possible

If you are in the first category then I urge you to really look at the sites you put in links forand really establish if they have any credibility

If you are an affiliate or involved with the site - then follow our rules - no spamming

As a general note - I WILL BE BANNING members who break the rules etc as I'm fresh out of patience and sick of other affiliates either trying to get links up for site or in the case of some others (not the poster) using very unethical methods on the internet to gain players / signups / profit etc from these types of scare tatics or incorrect use of information to spam

cheers scrawnybob - webmaster

[bender711]

I have learned (from players more informed than myself)that the only way to combat such treachery, is to go to your kitchen cupboard find your
tin-foil and fashion a hat to wear during online play.Then no matter how rigged a site is, they can't get you.

[ilef6f]

that's odd....first post i read on this forum and i've seen it twice before?

[tking888]

hmmm...well i don't know about all that. i only play there occasionally and have never deposited. i have a few bucks there that i won in private tournies. there software is unusually loud and that's why i don't like to play there.

[stinkee]

I have learned (from players more informed than myself)that the only way to combat such treachery, is to go to your kitchen cupboard find your
tin-foil and fashion a hat to wear during online play.Then no matter how rigged a site is, they can't get you.

LMAO - thanks for giving me a good laugh - I really needed one!!

[whitetop10]

It all sounds possible to me.I do know ive played about every site on the net,and ive never made any money at ap,i mean never.I sit for hrs at a time and never get any good starting hands,and if i do i seem to always get beat on the river.Ive made several deposits over the years,and always cashed out a loser.I dont play the site at all anymore.I did have some sucess when i first started playing in there free rolls.