Jokes: Viagra Quickies
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Viagra Quickies
Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.
Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.
The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.
New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.
Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians.
The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.
Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the £10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, £40 a year isn't too bad."
Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising the dead!
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Viagra or Prozac - Best of both worlds
Then there was the depressed patient who always took Viagra and Prozac together
. . . at least that way if he couldn't get it up he really couldn't give a damn!
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Viagra - a Handy Little Friend
It was recently reported in the newspaper that a 16 year old kid took three Viagra pills.
He had to be rushed to this hospital with 3rd degree burns on his hand.
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Viagra - Under Doctors Orders
A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.
In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home."
"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?"
"Yes."
"Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?"
"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."
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Viagra - A Cure for Everything
A young man goes to visit his grandfather in the nursing home. He asks the elderly gentleman how he has been sleeping at night.
The grandfather replies that they give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet every night before he goes to bed and he sleeps like a baby.
The man thinks it strange giving an old man Viagra so he finds his grandfather's nurse to ask why.
“The hot chocolate makes him sleepy,” replies the nurse, “and the Viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed.”
Last edited by scrawnybob; 09-24-2006 at 07:31 AM.
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Royalhand Strikes First!
you ever see these awful comercials for viagra and hear about the warning about erections lasting more the 4 hours that you should see a doctor, does the that mean about half us guys in middle and high school should have seen a doctor when we walked around with a hard on for half the day,lol
