Airplane Joke

Cardie · #1 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 12:27 AM

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached
a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought
me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

chipraker420 · #2 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 11:27 AM

ROFL

Great joke.

pokerchammp72993 · #3 (**permalink**) 10-16-2006, 09:01 PM

haha that is funny were you get that from

marietta · #4 (**permalink**) 10-17-2006, 09:27 PM

hehehe very nice !!!!