Getting Old Is Tough!

[bullishwwd]

Old man crying in the park...

Young guy around 23 is walking through the park and comes across an old man in his 70's sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.

Young guy asks, "What's wrong, Sir. Can I help you?"

Old guy says, "I'm 72 years old, I have a 24 year old wife who loves and adores me, cooks and cleans for me and when I have the little blue pills we have sex 6 times a day."

Young guys asks, "Then what's the problem?!"

Old guy replies,

"I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"

[tking888]

ahahaha! too funny.

[BluffYou123]

LOL, poor guy.

[Limey777]

Two elderly couples decide to go to the park for a picnic. The two girls go for a walk, leaving their two fellas sitting on a park bench talking about old times.
One of the girls turns to the other and says "Lets give our fellas a treat. Lets streak 'em like we used to when we were kids"
The women strip completely giggling like a couple of schoolgirls. They then rush (well, as fast as twwo old girls can) past their fella screaming to get their attention.
One old man turns to the other and says "What's wrrong with them two and what are they wearing?"
His friend replies "I dunno, but it sure looks like it could use a good ironing."


Then the two old fellas go to a cafe and decide to play a game of chess. They are totally engrossed in their game when an eighty year old nymphomaniac walks in dressed in a long brown trenchcoat. She opens her coat to reveal that she is totally naked and says
"Super sex, super sex, super sex."
The two old fellas don't even look up!
Well, she is so insulted she jusst buttons up her coat and leaves.
Two hours later one of the old guys says "What did she want?"
His buddy replies "She said something about super sex"
The first guy says "Well if she comes back, tell her I'll take the soup."

[Washerwoman]

Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were.

The first mouse slams a shot and says:

"I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times."

And, with that, he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it."

And, with that, he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."

[rgchan]

Bullish and others your making me feel old,,, lol !! I think i heard that joke told by Dead George Burns.. i may be wrong. Badly Hung over this morning. Still classic jokes never get dated....
rg