Free Roll RAPE

[Dan Abnormal]

Nothing to discuss poker wise Just free roll rape, I even tried to limp with AA and I wouldnt push all in with the hands that the other 2 people did ( Iguess the big stack dude just was getting good odds on his money but the guy who pushed all in and won )


The first one is fun First the JJ is ahead on the flop The Turn Im ahead and the River the other dude won, See we all got a piece of the cake




DAMN I JUST REALIZED I POSTED THIS IN THE WRONG PLACE BY ACCIDENT but I just put them up for exhibition not really for analyzation, Maybe if I pushed all in with AA I could of folded the guy who pushed all in

Do yall push all in on JT or KT

[tking888]

#1 you were shortstacked with a suited ace, i would have pushed too.

#2 would of shoved it all in with aa from the start that early in position. the romanian might of waited for another limped pot to shove on. fat stack would prolly call you---he's the one you could of beat.

[Dan Abnormal]

I Only need 114.67 FPP to earn one gold chip after 2 1/2hrs of play - YES THE GOLD SPREE IS ON fast and furious - at this rate Ill have a gold chip by next friday

HEY WASHER PM ME A LIST OF MUSIC - LAY OFF THE R&B and we can sync the playlists so we got ht esame jam going

[Dan Abnormal]

GOT the QJs gonna push some real money maybe .25 nope everyone folds so I pushed .08 and won .04 WOOOO now we are on fire


J6o OOP folded either way a little play by play ring game and then later the 500GTD deepstack tourny

The wife has me watching ALL MY CHILDREN (NO DAVID ON today GREAT HAIR on that dude) and One life to live so NO music on right now

82o FOLDED in the HI JACK POS

26o FOLDED MP3 and only

79s .04 bet MP2 327 top pair bet .04 3 on the tunr bet .04 more ONLY one person in pot and 8 on the river bet .04 got called DADDY won the big .36

wait 9 person table Just got my .04 BB stolen

87s small blind I completed it .02 everyone gave free cards till the river but I had nothing when it was over so I lost .02 here


k8o on the button called .04 nothing all the way thru someone raised .12 FOLDED

WELL ILL KEEP YALL UPDATED ON THIS ROCKIN FRIDAY NIGHT

85o MP3 position Not sure when I should bet some real change on these bad hands, YOU SHOULDNT ROB

j7o mp2 FOLDED AGAIN EXCITING STUFF WE GOT GOING HERE and only 114.37 FPPP from that GOLD COIN


last 3 hands have paid off kjo TT with a t on the flop and now 9ks HMM nothing on this one and folded to .10 turn bet


a9o SB guess I push a pot bet here whooo 6T5 flop dude went in for .35 NONONO folded that one

ON THE BOTTON 93o FOLDED
cut off Q6o FOLDED
HI jack k8o folded I wanted to play this one though this is one of my trouble spots nice high card pretty good kicker

BUT HEY IM up almost .50 right now. I might have to quit for a while this is so hot

k3s mp3 folded, I keep reading these are money loser and you deseve to lose if you play this 4k trash so I folded.

34 mp2 folded You know the action isnt as high as they are in MTT's the flops the pocket cards seem more card room like

some folks sitting oout BB just came to me and I think the dude on the button is exploiting me second time on the on my BB he raised me .10 HMMM dont like that.

SO WHAT IS Everyone doing today or for the 4th

92o on the button FOLDED OK enuff play by play right now just killing time befroe time kills me

[kingmotan]

What are you going to do with 1 gold chip?

[Dan Abnormal]

CAKE says it super turbo gold stack building month and it so easy. THEY said turn off the cell phones log off face book, Quit posting on 4K (LOL just kidding) and earn all these easy to get free gold stacks. So Im shooting for my 1st gold chip actually they gave 6 gold chips for depositing since I told them I will never clear a bonus so Iwant some upfront stuff.

I really dont know why I want these gold chips and some dude just got a GOLD CARD thrown at him I WANT A GOLD CARD TOO. why I dont know

The action was too hot though I was up .53 cents so I bailed after an hour and look NOW I only need 114.19 fpp's for a gold chip

SO I guess you have to play at least .50 rooms to get some of this CAKE LOL, NOw Im in the 200K fr Sat qualifier

4:30 playing the 500GTD on UB deepstack and see how that goes. Its so exciting I got money on sites now I dont know what to do. COME ON DOWN AND CHECK ME OUT Eugeneseldom if you want to see some HOT ACTION.

OK break is over back to the 200KFR QUalifier DANG we aint doing to well in this qualifier, so much for that new depositers get better cards, I aint seen them yet. I need top 5 to qualify and then the Sat tourny pays pretty good .

OH WELL we made a good gain and then some DUMBARSE has to push all in on jQ so the dude with big slick pushes all in so I say what the hell its gambling with my ajs and WOW FOR ONCE BIG SLICK won it, but since I didnt have big slick, NO DICE ON THE 200K qualifier. I knew I should of folded that, I knew both had have some of my outs. I KNEW some of my live outs where dead outs but now I gotta think was I getting proper odds on my money. I had a 33% chance to triple up my stack so is that the kind of bet you have to take or is my thinking still out of wack.

BUT ya know what IM FEELING GOOD (not in the party way though ya know) I will update my FREE ROLL RAPE AND ROLL THREAD in a bit, so feel free to comment and join in, the request line is always open and beer will be flowing and the rock will be rolling.

[Dan Abnormal]

You know KINGMO - Im sitting here now with money to play on sites and now that you ask me about what am I gonna do with a gold chip

Im asking myself what is my path in poker. DO i want to stay in ring games - I guess I should try higher limit games instead on low limit no limit games but that goes against the rules, If you cant crush the level your at DONT MOVE UP

SHould I be doing sit and go's more

Should I be playing satellites for bigger prizes

Should I be playing just regular money MTT"s

YOU know Im just totally lost on my poker path, but anyways, lets hope the deepstack goes good dunno if I should play it on UB or AB (I jjust made a deposit on AB maybe they will cook me some better cards) (WAIT WAIT WAIT that stuff ddoesnt happen,) and I do actually beleive that its not rigged so Im just rambling now. A little ROB RAMBLES.

wish there were some forum games on the different sites tonight, but I dont see any (Im just saying if someone wants to PM a password, the secret is hidden right here in this thread) WAIT I wouldnt accept it because that would be wrong. BOB YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING AND HAVE FORUM GAMES EVERYDAY

(WHY DOES THIS DUMBASS JUST SIT HERE AND POST ABOUT NOTHING ) because its like chatting without having to chat. ANd this way you get to learn all about me. ANd I dont consider making myself one thread and posting all night in it, as spamming a board. This is my own little private Idaho right here.

AND FOR THE RECORD I DID NOT LIKE THE STU UNGAR MOVIE HIGH ROLLER because they really left out alot of stuff if his wikipedia page is correct. The movie never mentions him passed out in his hotel room and had enough chips to still place 9th in the WSOP sometime in the 90's and they really got to stop making movies with the same SOPRANO stars, you forget youre watching HIGH ROLLER and its feels like a episode of the Sopranos

[Dan Abnormal]

DAMN Major F up early 9's I push in 3 1/2xBB some guy pushes in 10x BB I go with it, I hit my set on the flop but also 3 diamond card. Maybe I should of pushed all in but I pushed in 500 more chips and he called by the river a 4th diamond fell and he was pushing all in I folded, 1500 chips less, THIS IS A HORRIBLE START. I dont know if he had the flush on the flop but he pushed in a very big bet preflop. BUT ITS ALRIGHT

Lets just grab a brew and chill and watch a few before we get into the fray again. THIS WAS NOT HOW I WANTED TO START. OK we are over it. NO MUSIC YET, DOnt think Im gonna playing anything but big time cards for the next 30 minutes or so or Im gonna be busted out of deep stack tourny in record time. (YES I KNOW ROB ITS A $1 buy in so dont worry)

OK they want me out kick big slick off so I push 750 preflop and got my whole 45 chips back with everyone folding. I know dont invest that many chips with that little bit to gain. SORRY just irratating start

FOLDED pocket 3s mp2 pos, which was good they would of gotten smoked

DAMN THIS IS HORRIBLE QJo so I push a 4xBB bet get called flop gives 89? need a T for a straight, dude on button pushes a 560 bet folded everyone including me. Yea losing this many chips this quick I need to chase a T. Im just sitting out since break is in 5 minutes and gonna regroup. I mean we aint dead but we aint exaclty alive. I have 3340 chips out of 5000 starting chips.

F IT IM talking like the old ROB, I just $1 and I dont want to play this for 3 hours on the ropes struggling, Im gonna get back to basic, stick with strongest hands and push hard as hell and if I get beat, then I got beat by someone not myself IM RE MOTATVATING RIGHTNOW. SOMEONE SLAP ME. Next update will be the break Im gonna talk to myself int he mirror and psyched up for the next round of this and then talk smack to the wife and then tear these people up on the felt

[Dan Abnormal]

OK I told the wife, F this I aint being beat up this whole game, Someone is gonna beat me but I aint beating myself, and she told WILL YOU SHUT THE F UP or Im gonna beat the f' out of you. If she learns some good basics she could probably make some money at the live card room, we always play heads up here with $50 in chips and she doesnt mind slinging chips into the pool, and with the hands Ive seen up there, she would probably do better than me.

OK break is almost over, IM SLOWING IT DOWN, thats right, When I gets some gains I will update so just hang on the edge of your seat.


HELL YES CHAD I I GOT MY CHIPS BACK FROM YOU EVERY SINGLE ONE witht he same damn hand you beat me with pocket 9's again I push 140 he pushes 480 preflop flop nothing raises 1K I say F HIM push all in he pushes all in he 88 I had 99 NOW I GOT YOUR CHIPS DUMMY

so now I have 6.7K and CHAD JUST WENT ON TILT went all in on 2 people and they both busted him out of here BYE BYE CHAD

OK I feel so much better now

BUT NOW I NEED TO BE SLAPPED for being a scardy cat but spending too many chips
AKo preflop gets re-raised to 840 with 4 people in it

flop 83T 3 people go all in except me I fold TURN 10 RIVER K

66 vs QQ vs A8 and I would of quaded up my stack since BIG SLICK WOULD OF won WHY AM I SO TIMID - OK we are down to 5.7K so its all good but damn the dude beside me now has 16K and that would be nicer but its a long run hopefully and we will get it back

SO WHAT ARE THE TUNE TONIGHT ROB

IM starting off with some DANCE MUSIC covering many decades but lets start with 6 songs from my all time favorite RAVE ALbum SURRENDER from the CHEMICAL BROTHERS
MUSIC : RESPONSE
UNDER THE INFLUENCE
OUT OF CONTROL
GOT GLINT
THE SUNSHINE UNDERGROUND
HEY GIRL HEY BOY

[Ramster]

and she told WILL YOU SHUT THE F UP or Im gonna beat the f' out of you.

Your wife seems to be one sensible lady