9th on the 4th of JULY ROCK-A-THON

[Dan Abnormal]

Cant post it in the winner circle but Im pleased 9th out 429 people and of course only top 7 gets the ticket to do it all over again next saturday, which really drives home the point SB makes around here by playing free rolls for 6 months vs real money stuff.

Im sure (well its me so I cant be that sure) but this took me 3 hours and 15 minutes of play to just show everyone a picture of a 9th place finish which amounts to nothing but a very good feeling on knowing I did play good enough to get invited to the final table. (SEe how I start a sentence and get off track) so let me try again

Im sure (well its me so I cant be that sure) that I could of played 3 hours of sit and go's or ring games or even a smaller tourny and would of had the opportunity to actually win money. DAMNIT I WANT TO POST a picture in the WINNERS THREAD, and I WILL but anyways.

I know what youre saying (WHERE IS THE CRAZY TALK ROB) dont worry you know me and I dont dis-appoint. We just cooked some awesome RIBS and IM STUFFED, so happy forth everyone

[Dan Abnormal]

SO whats on the playlist and Ive gone a little different start than the other day

Lady Gaga- Poker Face
Paparazi
Love Game
Bad Romance
(whats with the new song, HATE ALLEJDRo too much Madonna like)

Adam Lambert - Music Again (Pretty good rocker)
What do you want from me (pretty awesome all around song)
Strip (Kind of a dud song)
The NEWEST HIT (I WEAR MY MASSACRE and .....)
For Your entertainment (THis is a great dance song)

Thought we would change it up a little,


DAMN at one point I had 42K in chips and then after some attempts to see flops I was down to 19K vs 3 deep stack people with over 100K in chips. MY end game is the pits (well most of my game is) but damn I watched people over and over playing A-rag K-rag Q-rag and BAD RAGS at that 6 and under and either taking down nice pots or folding everyone. WELL THE END CAME I had a QJo I pushed in 2xBB 6K got pushed for 95% of my stack so I went in, so others folded but the one guy stayed in with good reason KK vs QJo and just to show that I had no chance the first card on the flop was a K. But its OK Im just wondering if that was a dumb push in, I was the the 2nd shorteststack at the table and I was pretty close to the other short stacked people. I dont know maybe I should of just held off, but damn IM tired of being Mr shortstacked.

[Dan Abnormal]

OK so you ask ROB what are you doing to get ready to tear up the OMAHA tourny today, well I told the wife, today we aint playing HOLD EM, we are playing OMAHA REAL CARDS BABY. SO lets see how this goes.

DID anyone watch the DAYTONA 400 last night, LOTS OF WRECKS, + and 1 hr 1/2 rain delay so it went pretty late into the night. THAT RIGHT I"s talking bout NASCAR


HMMM well the wife said she rather play slap jack then trying to figure out OMAHA. OK so today is just HI DOES THAT MEAN EVERYTHING HAS TO BE 8 or higher or you can have pairs below 8 but are probably just wasting chips by doing it. SO if this was low OMAHA pairs and all that dont count on anything all you want are 5 different cards that are 7 or lower.

WHO THE F CAME UP WITH A GAME LIKE THIS. I think Im gonna invent a card game, HEY EVERYONE lets make up some kind of new game, IM gonna call it the MIDDLE

a-5 means nothing 10-A means nothing 6-9 are the only cards that matter and each person get 5 whole cards but they only get to use 1 of them and the board will have 4 cards but you can only use 3 of them and that whoever takes it all the way to the river (IM GONNA ADD A 6th unknown that only people the river will get to bet on and then after the bets we flip over the final card. THE 6th card will be called the OCEAN and so you will be betting on the ocean card BAM IM GONNA MAKE MILLIONS ON THIS GAME a proprietary game by DAN ABNORMAL

[Dan Abnormal]

OK THE OMAHA game is over 9th place baby, WOOOOO so between about 6 beers and some jam we got some points so lets get everyone up to date

DURING THE TORUNY = LISTENED TO THE WHOLE CHICKENFOOT ALBUM

so now IM HAGARIZED FOR A BIT so lets jam some more HAGAR

FROM VOA and yes WE have the Hienkens open and drinking em up

ROCK IS IN MY BLOOD
SWEPT AWAY (MY GOD THIS IS A GREAT SONG)

MY WORD after a very so so week TODAY HAS BEEN BEYOND awesome, 2 final tables on 2 different sites and yall notice I keep saying FINAL TABLE, a chance at the big dance. I know who cares, but to me its bad ass

VOA ends with a very hot song its called BURNING DOWN THE CITY

COME ON FOLKS 70's 80's music today and we are gonna crank it post it and live it

OMG the 1.5TB drive is missing 2 crucial HAGAR albums Three Lock box and Standing Hampton thats alright

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER HSAS - HAGAR SCHON AARONSON and SHRIEVE (THATS RIGHT NEIL SCHON one of the best top 10 guitarist

HSAS - TOP OF THE ROCK
ANIMATION



Ya think PHIL IVEY is listening to music this good under his headphones NO HE IS NOT, but he might be winning just a tad bit more LOL.

[Dan Abnormal]

MY GOD WHERE DID ALL MY HAGAR GO ON THE HARD DRIVE Im missing LIVE 80 , REMATCH and MORE and DAMN I dont even know now, Ill have to relook at other back up ,

NOW Remember DAVID LEE ROTH is my man but we will play a few more HAGAR tunes from the VAN HAGAR YEARS

ANY REQUESTS

OK FROM THE VERY UNDERATED VH album BALANCE

AFTERSHOCK (A BICH of a rocker and great VOCALS)
FEELING (WOW THIS IS AN INTESNSE SONG)
The Seventh SEAL (EDDIE ROCKS THIS ONE)
DONT tell me what love can do (ALMOST PERFECT SONG and THE ALBUM VERSION BLOWS AWAY THE SINGLE VERSION)

KIND of Ironic I started this thread with a 9th place cake free roll and now its like a pair 9th in OMAHA SO LETS CRANKI T FEELING I DONT LIEK WHAT IVE TOLD ABOUT FEELING

NOW BLACK IS WHITE AND WHITE IS BLACK
GOT POLITICIANs SMOKING CRACK

I were you and you were me
I wonder who Id rather be
IF I HAD ONE WISH
ID TAKE IT (SO FN BAD ASS)

FEELING IM DEALING With these things Im feeling
AND I DONT like What Im feeling
Im seeing things but dont know what IM feeling
If Feeling things I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW

(YALL REALIZE THAT WAS THE LAST NEW VH song with HAGAR what an great album ender and now what a great album opener THE 7th SEAL)

YOu Eddie is immortal om guitar but IMO must a dick in real life, and NOBODY agrees with me that once he brought GARY CHERRONE on board he should of stuck with it and rebuilt VAN HALEN, that was an incredible choice by VH and just cause the first album failed, they really could of built a cohesive band for the 2000's not just ROTh HAgar reunions. EXTREME WAS AWESOME btw R&B fans NUNO Bettencourt is the guitarist for RHIANNA right now on tour, he brings the real to her music


DONT TELL ME WHAT LOVE CAN DO IS SO AWESOME ON EVERY LEVEL that Its hard to describe

I can drive Ican shoot a gun in the street
SHOOT me some heroin - I can jump
Near a scarifice build a cross just like Jesus Christ
But I dont want to hear what love can do
I aint gonna tell you what right for you

(SO DEEP ON SO MANY LEVELS )

Is see the damage done
OH LORD I heard the shotguns
I felt setting sun on my kingdom come
(EDDIE VH brings it down with a sweet solo) this is where the single version gets all mixixed up)

ITs too bad there where too many suck songs mixed in with some great stuff BALANCE IS A MUST OWN ALBUM for 5 songs

[Dan Abnormal]

SO WE keep it HAGARIZED, and move back to 87 OU812 album for a triple shot

CABO WABO (One awesome slab of rock and roll)
Sucker in a 3 piece (AGAIN)
AFU NATURALLY WIRED ( SO MUCH TALENT that VH should of been our ROLLING stones and they just blew it )

SO in 1 hr 10 minutes the CLUBWPT 4th of JULY $1000 tourny 80 places pay, seems easy but I have only cashed here one time, probably be around 1700 folks but dont worry Ill update ya

THINKING of playing some ring games but Im a little F'd up for it and that or course requires thinking and I have been playing many hours today like everyday. Im putting my time in.

HAGAR CAN WRITE THOSE DEEP LYRICS SOMETIMES
Youa sugar daddy
You a sugar MAMA

We are gonna end the VH set with a double from 5150

ONE of the best VH songs ever EDDIE IS ALL OVER THIS ONE title CUT 5150
AND INSIDE (listen to all the comment made at the end of the song very revealing)

SO ANYONE READING GOT 7 minutes for requests or I gotta pick another band MAYBE SOME ROTH HALEN I DUNNO

YOu see it nto what you are
Its how you dress
thats one thing I got from these guys
I must confess
NOW ME LOOK I just got this job
And Im just being myself
I went out and bought some brand new shoes
NOW I walk LIKE SOMEONE ELSE

MAYBE IM CRAZY
Or just to high
and this cant worth
my piece of the pie

SItting around just getting high
Temporarily Passified

WOOOOOO THATS WHATS GOING DOWN ON THE INISDE DONT LET THIS GET AROUND TO THE OUTSIDE

[Dan Abnormal]

OK NO REQUEST we stick with HALEN and I got a 13 song set of the best of DAVE songs and sorry nothing from VH1

TOP JIMMY
DROP DEAD LEGS
HOUSE OF PAIN
SECRETS
YOURE NO GOOD
SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR
BOTTOMS UP
MEAN STREET
DIRTY MOVIES
HEAR ABOUT IT LATER
FOOLS
TAKE YOUR WHISKEY HOME
ROMEO DELIGHT

(YEA I KNOW MOST WISH THEY COULD CRANK THIS LIST UP TO 10 well I will always update as I go)

As we are jammming top Jimmy Im eating cajun boiled peanuts with some heinkens A GREAT DIET

BES TSHOW I EVER saw was ROTH eat em and smile AHHH DONT BELIEVE IT WENT here is a pix i toll at the concert

YEA ROB SURE YOU TOOK that WOOOO BOYS AND GIRLS I have so many negatives but my highlights were the DAVE Eat and smile tour and Jounry Raised on radio tour and people pay big bucks for these picks every christmas

[Dan Abnormal]

The jam at the end of drop dead legs is BAD ASS

and HOUSE OF PAIN is just a crank it up masterpiece (off 1984)

SO what is everyone UPTO SEE if you dont go thru a whole ROB thread you miss out there are surprises at every corner

YOU WANT SOME MORE ILL GIVE YOU SOME more

Ya know I got a picture of AXL rose opening for MOTLEY CRUE on the girls girls girls tour being dragged off by security for trying to beat someone up in the crowd but thats a $100 seller so I cant just show that one

HEy ILL DO IT IT LIKE playful, HEY IF SOMEONE STAKES ME a nice amount of cash ILL POST THE PIX, STAKE PEOPLE to be on my team, as if THE TUMBLEWEEDS NEED IT and I can say tonight cause Im F'd up HAPPY 4th

YALL remember SECRETS from DIVER DOWN GREAT SONG IL AID OUT THE DAVE HALEN SET

ONE A STOMPING COVER SONG OF RONSTADTS YOURE NO GOOD. I got drunk as hell as did this song on Karoke and dedicated it to my wife and it was the LINDA version and I totally forgot the middle section thats not included in the VH version and was lost but the rest I was sexy and rolling around like DAVE. DAVE IS THE BEST FRONT MAN, NOT SINGER but frontman

DO YALL LIKE JOUREY or the BANGLES got some killer shots of them too, wanna see me, stake me, NAh Ill show em when they hit the play list but wanna see some more EAT EM SMILE PIXS with VAI ROTH SHEEHAN GOTTA STAY WIT MY THREADS I will post it on the next one

SO CRANK IT SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR - If you read the last post YOU KNOW THE SET LIST

[Dan Abnormal]

Let see if the tourny is still going

WHAT THE HELL IS peanut butter jelly time well they got a thing going now

OH HELL I CANT FIND IT I probably over this VEGASJJ was kicking ass and was the whole time I was playing and when I checked about 30 minutes ago still was


DAMN I GOTTA start figuring out what type of stuff to plauy all these sites look like they have fun oturnies WELL I GOT a 1k FR ticket on cake A sunday grand ticket on DOyles plus one week Im gonna do the bounty game to get it refunded once I TAKE DOYLE or TODD OUT LOL and tomorrow got a 1K FR at AB once I clear all these Im gonna sign with Carbon and work those then its time for serious business

YA WANT SERIOUS BUSINESS

AT night I walk this stinking street with the crazy on my block

Im searching for something new abreak for the old routne
SOMETHING new ones like you have never seen


ANd we dont worry about tomorrow
cause were sick of thesr 4 walls
and what you think is nothing
mihgt be something after all
now this aint no thru street
the boardwalks play for keeps down here
They are the living dead


SEE A GUN THATS REAL EASY
IN THIS DESPERATE PART OF TOWN
TURNS YOU FROM HUNTED INTO HUNTER
GONNA HUNT SOMEBODY DOWN
AND SOMEBODY FAIR WARNING
LORD STRIKE THAT POOR BOY DOWN


EDDIE IS ON FIRE ON FAIR WARNIGN AND WOMAN CHILDREN FIRST



CHECK OUT THOSE KICKASS PICTURES FROM THE EAT AND SMILE 86 SHOW In ATLANTA GA

[Dan Abnormal]

SEE ROB puts out and people know this, SEE I found out its a 2way street guys want girls who put out but girls want the same thing, quickies with no extras, JUST SAYING


HEY YOU remember when that girl was prom queen
OH WOW
TAKE IT OFF
TAKE IT ALL OFF

Pictures on silver screen
Greatest thing youve ever seen
Now her name is up in lights
everything turns out alright

THE END Of side 1 of FAir warning is just AWESOME

HEAR ABOUT IT LATER - IF your behind the times go back a few posts and this is a roth VH SET


DOES EVERYONE REALIZE IM GOING TO SEE THE WALL LIVE and gonna give myself $1500 to gamble with not just cards, I hope they have dice, I know they have slots, Im gonna do some NLHE its gonna be an expensive AWESOME TIME,

SO ROB WHY DONT YOU TAKE THAT MUCH CASH to the card room 5 minutes from your house, F THAT THIS IS THE HARD ROCK IN TAMPA

NAH I have decided I got 2 CC to pay off then Im gonna be all over that card room and hopefully a lot better of a player

IF FUKERs are gonna sling chips it better be good cards not no Q6 for $1 SEE YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME WANNA JUST KILL this game and I want to kill this game

AS WE APPROACH the last few songs of the DLR VH set we are going full fledge ROTH SOLO and the set list

ON THE NEXT POST