Happy Brithday to ... You

[scrawnybob]

hi all

just a quick heads up as the birthday calendar thing that whould show on forum mainpage seems a bit cranky

so a big happy birthday to ...

tking888 (53) who is one of our first members to join the forum

and -kera-

hope you have a great birthday ;-)

cheers scrawnybob

[jk_ky]

Happy Birthday tking hope you have a great day and win big at the tables today ..


Happy Birthday Kera hope you have a great day ..

[Dan Abnormal]

As I posted in our thread just for today we are renamed


THE TKINGWEEDS - Happy Birthday

and also to Kera

[Washerwoman]

Hey, Tking!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

You're older than me...

Nah, seriously...have a great day...but keep away from final tables...

Can't have your cake and eat it...

[tking888]

sounds so old! thanks everybody. i had 1 terrific day.

[PLAYFUL1]

happy birthday again tking and also to keri... hugs and kisses

[Washerwoman]

“As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night & ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She goes and does something, she wants to do, & it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’ Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

[thejudge]

Happy birthday TK ..belated

[tking888]

thanks playful. your a riot. had a blast by the way. u have a permanent open invite from me to all my partees otay?

washer thanks for the words of encouragement. i thought i might be valued, value or valuable (hmm 3 choices here)....i better go with indecisive. are you positive that i'm older? can i get some proof of that?

better late than never marc!

thanks jk, captain dan and scrawnybob! cheers!



playful and washer...you know you were destined to be tumbleweeds. someday you will have to admit your fate. until bob allows our group to grow, until then....you will have to stay on the outside looking in. i pity your limbo.

[Washerwoman]

TK:

until bob allows our group to grow,
until then....
you will have to stay on the outside looking in.
i pity your limbo.


Are you becoming a rap artiste as well...

Not sure judge is too good at it...he'll have to get practising along with JK...their posts are not nearly melodic enuf for tumblebumbles...