Blessed are those who laugh :-)

[nuttersinc]

- Joke thread -



Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?










It had "concentrate" written on it.

[nuttersinc]

What do lawyers use for birth control?











Their personalities.

[nuttersinc]

Project Manager = A Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

[nuttersinc]

A man walks into the bedroom to find his wife staring into the mirror & looking miserable.

He asks,
"whats wrong honey"?

His wife replies,
"I feel terrible, I look old & ugly, getting all wrinkled, my boobs are sagging, bum's getting fat, been real depressed lately, darl can u give me a compliment, be nice to me, I need cheering up"


Husband responds,

" Darlin, you've got terrific eyesight"

[nuttersinc]

How to you give a lemon an orgasm?











Tickle its citrus!

[nuttersinc]

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line 2.

[bigslick44]

Those are pretty good jokes.

[adrodysee]

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a
large elderly population with perky ! boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[adrodysee]

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.



AMEN

[tg32468]

Thanks for the good laugh. I really needed it tonight...... Bad night of POKER!