Homer Simpson jokes

[greywind50]

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

When you tried your best and you fail miserably; the lesson is, never try.

[Cpeed]

good think simpson

[jacks_off4me]

When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.


this was nice one... i agree!

[gaspati]

;lo what that answer for poker

[LyndaNova]

"Mmmmmm......Beer."

"I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world."

"My baloney has a first name....it's H-O-M-E-R...."

"Asleep at the switch?! I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"

"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."

" Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"

[omaha_king dude]

lol yep

[SpeedWise]

good'ol simpsons nothing'll ever out class that family....

[mafalda34]

i love all aobut the simpsons, theu have been rocking for over a decade now.

[Killermanner]

The simpsons family rocks lol nice one.

[coopb2005]

Haha oh man. that one about the brain and not liking each other got me laughin like crazy. that was a good find.