ok dooish, if you say so (these are insults from rather than to Scots
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1) She has a fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back
2) She's had more hands up her than sooty
3) She's got a face on her like a dog licking piss off a nettle (Billy Connolly I presume)
4) It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf club
5) She's got a face that would make an onion cry
6) I wouldn't ride her into battle
7) Everyone has a right to be ugly but she abuses the privilege
8) She's seen more stiffs than Quincy
My personal fave by Billy Connolly
She's got a face that would turn a funeral down a side street
Scottish Insults
