A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together,
when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.
The little boy asks: ‘Can I have a beer Grandpa?’ Grandpa replies: ‘Can
your pecker touch your ass?’ The little boy answered: No Grandpa, it’s
just a little pecker’.
Gramps says: ‘well then, you’re not man enough to have a beer’.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: ‘Can I have a cigar Grandpa?’ Once again, Grandpa
asks: ‘Can your pecker touch your ass?’ Once again the little boy replies,
‘No, it’s too little.’ Grandpa replies: ‘Then you’re not man enough
to have a cigar’.
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some
cookies.
Grandpa asks: ‘Hey, there young feller, can I have a cookie?’ The boy
asks: ‘Can your pecker touch your ass?’
Gramps replies: ‘Hell yes, my
pecker can touch my ass.’
The little boy replies: ‘Then go f#$%
yourself. Grandma made these for me’.
Can your pecker touch your @ss
