a joke i thought was funny

[sawbones71]

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."

[PapaStudMuffin]

Sawbones71,

I'm the leader of the Pack. Just touching base with all the members.
My name is Tom, live in Milwaukee, WI. I would just like to hear
where everyone is from. Find out who they are.

Maybe, we can do a Game Day Party @ my house, if everyone lives close enough.

Tell me what you think about our new defense and our up coming chances.

PapaStudMuffin

[MRNASTY1]

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."

LMAO, I know a few people who should have tried this when the ran into those po-leece roadblocks instead of saying, no officer, well just a few!

[snowfish]

peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads

damn this only works with bottles as the tins do not have labels