Geography of Men and Women

[GypsyTea]

quote from some spam I got.


"THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered,
half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but
still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a
glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through
war and, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving
but open to meeting new people .
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts...."


GT

[OmahaOne]

Not really my style of joke but I did chuckle at it when I first heard it and in today's economy we're all looking for ways to save some money...

"Upon arriving home from work the husband see's his wife lying on the couch with a dollar bill taped just below her bellybutton. He quickly asked "What's up with that"? The wife ever so slowly looks him in the eyes and explains "Honey, it's dinner time and here on the value menu is all you can eat for under a buck"....."

[Vex444]

I likes this on. Maybe because Im a woman

[PLAYFUL1]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...Funy 1 under a buck... what about takeout

[hojediade]

Nice one GT.
I rarely read jokes as i'm not able to understand all tricks inside, but i have to admitt this one is on my level.
As all funny jokes usually comes from truth, i'm wondering if i'll ever go back to Africa once...

[PLAYFUL1]

HMMMM DONT THINK I'LL EVER GO TO AFRICA..HEAR ITS 2 HOTTTTTT THERE