Laughing Donkey
i got told this last night and it split my sides......if i get banned cos of the language im sorry but its worth sharin.........
A man walks in to a pub and there is a big jar of money on the counter, the man asks the bartender
" whats that jar full of money for?"
the bartender replies
" the money goes to the person who can make my donkey laugh"
the man asks the bartender if he can try
he goes into the donkey...5 mins later he comes out and the donkey is pissing itself laughing
the man gets the money and leaves
2 weeks later he comes back to the same pub. the bartender asks the man if he can stop the donkey from laughing the guy tells him he'll try
he goes in to the donkey.. 5 mins later he comes back out with the donkey crying
the bartender asks the man how he did it
the man replies " well i made him laugh by telling him i had a bigger dick then him...and i made him cry by proving it"
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Was ok joke
