Nine Things I Hate

[eberetta1]

1 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time..
I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the
entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk
to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too".. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've
found what you are looking for.
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

[PLAYFUL1]

HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEH 2 FUNY HUN..PLAYFUL LIKES EM ALL... DO YAH HAVE ANYMO

[madjek]

1 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time..
I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the
entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk
to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too".. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've
found what you are looking for.
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Okay, I know this is an old post, but I'm new.
1. I point to my wrist in case your ears are clogged and can't hear me!
and Yes, I point to my crotch when I have to go to the bathroom.
2. No I don't get off my butt to find the remote, that's why I had kids.
3. You're a greedy bastard.
4. It's the last place cause I friggin searched every other spot in the universe!!
Alright, can even come up with a response to others, lol, funny list eberetta!

[PLAYFUL1]

WOOWWWWW SOME PEOPLE STILL POINT TO THEIR CROTCH TO SHOW THAT THEY HAVE 2 GO PEEEEEEEEE OMG.. THATS 2 FUNY SAYS PLAYFUL

[madjek]

WOOWWWWW SOME PEOPLE STILL POINT TO THEIR CROTCH TO SHOW THAT THEY HAVE 2 GO PEEEEEEEEE OMG.. THATS 2 FUNY SAYS PLAYFUL

Does Playful have to respond to every single post that is made. LOL, I think I'll just respond to all hers, I'll def. win post contest then.

[tking888]

when i ask someone a question--do you want to go here or there? or do you want fish or chicken for dinner? and the reply is yes or ok. well which one is it pal? there's a choice to be made here...