Hmmm 69

[PLAYFUL1]

What do yah call 69 in chinese?





2 can chew!!





What do yah call 69 4 cripples?







Meals on wheels!!!!

[Washerwoman]

lmao...

oh dear!

lol

i'll have to get my irish builders joke out and dust it off...

[PLAYFUL1]

HEY THERE PEOPLE DONT 4GET 2 ADD YOUR FAVORITE JOKE HERE THAT DEALS WITH ANY 2 NUMBERS LOL......... SAYS PLAYFUL

[Washerwoman]

ok, here goes...god, i posted this one ages ago on another site...

2 irish builders, paddy and mick

are up on a site miles high...both are hanging precariously from poles...

at one point there is a hideous crashing noise and paddy hurtles mercilessly 300 feet to the ground...

mick, horrified, descends at break neck speed down the scaffolding to the ailing paddy...

there he lies, moaning in a heap, amidst a pile of rubble and cans and debris...

paddy! paddy, mate!? mick enquires, where are ya...?????

suddenly mick hears the distant groaning of his friend amidst the pile of bricks and make his way at speed through the obstacles until he reaches paddy, prostrate and bleeding, profusely, on the ground...

paddy, paddy, mate, are ya ok? he gasps

mick, mick, paddy moans, half-concussed...i've lost me ear...!!

ok, mate, ok! says Mick, hold on, i'll look for it...

mick disappears and is heard to be rummaging about in the rubble for a good hour...

suddenly, gleefully, he reappears proudly holding in his hand the missing item: one bloody ear...

paddy, looking blearily towards the sky, focuses with difficulty on the proffered object...

there ya are mate, i've found ya ear, says mick, chuffed ta fekk....

"that's not mine, ya bloddy fool" says paddy...

"mine had a pencil behind it!!!!"

[PLAYFUL1]

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH 2 FUNY ..THAT CUD BE A BLONDE JOKE 2 LOL SAYS PLAYFUL

[Limey777]

After that fiasco on the building site Paddy and Mick got fired so they had to get new jobs. They both got went to a new building site for an interview. The managers secretary called Paddy in first.

Manager: "What is your name?"
Paddy: " My name is Paddy"
Manager: "No, that’s not your name, what is your name?"
Paddy: "My name is Pat sir"
Manager: "No, that’s not your name, your name is not Paddy, it's not Pat, it’s Patrick. I can’t hire you, get out of my office."

Well, Paddy is shell-shocked, he walks out of the office into the waiting room where Mick is waiting.

Mick: "How did it go Paddy"
Paddy: "Not good, he asked me my name and I told him Paddy. He told me NO, it’s not Paddy, it's not Pat, it’s Patrick and threw me out of his office. Whatever you do when you go in there make sure you don’t make the same mistake I did."

Mick thanked Paddy for the advice and headed into the office for his interview

Manager: "What is your name?"
Mick: "Mickrick!"

[Limey777]

So Paddy and Mick are both jobless and they decide to go fishing. They rent a boat and have the best days fishing of their lives.

Paddy says "Mick this is awesome, mark this spot and we’ll come back tomorrow"

They head back and Paddys says
"Mick, did you mark that fishing hole?"
Mick replies "Sure did, put a big X on the boat."
Paddy hangs his head and says "You dumba$$, we might not get the same boat tomorrow!!!!"

[Washerwoman]

GROOAANNNNN!!

Great stuff, love Irish jokes...got any more???

[kingmotan]

Murphy walked with his dog every day all through the villiage, so everyone knew both Murphy and his dog.
One day Murphy is on his walk without the dog.
Cronin sees Murphy and asks, "Where is your dog?".
Murphy answers, " I had to have him put down."
"Was he mad", asks Cronin."
"He wasn't too pleased," says Murphy.

[Limey777]

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH 2 FUNY ..THAT CUD BE A BLONDE JOKE 2 LOL SAYS PLAYFUL

Need a blonde joke?

12 blondes and a brunette are dangling over the side of a cliff by a single small rope.
There's a 2 mile drop beneath them and the brunette (being the smart one of the bunch) knows that there is no way the rope can sustain the weight of all 13 girls for much longer.
The brunette says " Girls, we're not going to make it, I'm going to let go of this rope and sacrifice myself to give you all a better chance of making it."

The 12 blondes applauded her decision.



3 Blondes walk into a bar being all rowdy and high fiving each other. One of them approches the bar and says.
"Bartender, 3 triple Gin and Tonics"
The bartender replies "You girls are in a good mood, celebrating?"
The blonde says "We sure are, we just got through completing a jigsaw puzzle. It said 3-5 years on the box and only took us 2 weeks!!"