Ur Best Halloween Joke

[PLAYFUL1]

Hmmmmmmmm I have alot of them... one of my favorites;;;

Why is treat or treating better than sex?????
















You can do the whole neighborhood.....

[Assistanc3]

- What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.
- Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he’s back!
- What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand witch.
- What game do ghost like to play? Peek-a-Boo.
- What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-BONE.
- What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
- What is the tallest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building.
- What is Dracula’s favorite kind of dog? A blood hound.
- How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.