"The Mrs"

[Washerwoman]

A bloke int' pub chatting to his mates one night says:

"I think me mrs is dead...I think she's been dead about 2 weeks now"
"how do you reckon that then?" they asked
"no really, 2 weeks, I'm sure she's been dead for about 2 weeks"
"ah cum'on, mate, what makes you say that?"
"well, it's just that the sex is about the same but the washing's been piling up!"

[PLAYFUL1]

Ohhhhhh Myyyyyy 2 funy hun

[donny55]

lol so jokes

[Washerwoman]

donny, u gotta work on yer "quality posts", man...u got any jokes???

[Assistanc3]

Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry 2 large coffees and a dozen donuts.


Q: Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last two donuts.

[Washerwoman]

Lmao...Assistanc3...let's hope she doesn't get a frog in her throat to top it all off

[Ravensfan929]

LOL nice 1, never heard that 1 before.

[Washerwoman]

The Italian says: "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches
abova da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies: "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love
with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all zeway down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The Irishman says: "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished sh*ggin' me bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on da curtain. She hits da fockin' roof."