Stupid Laws

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Some of the older ones make sense in the context of history, but some are just so specific, I can't imagine who/how/why they were written.

I mean how many camels are there in Arizona anyway???????

ARIZONA
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

It is illegal to let a Donkey sleep in a bathtub.

Hunting camels is prohibited.

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the criminal is using.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.. I'm quilty of most of these lololol

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.. I'm quilty of most of these lololol

LOL - I don't want to know.

ARKANSAS
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

It is legal for a husband to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

It is illegal to keep Alligators in bathtubs.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM in Little Rock.

In Little Rock it is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

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It is illegal to duck hunt while flying in an airplane.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

It is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.

In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

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The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for 3 consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

In Alamosa it is illegal to throw missiles at cars.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

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It is illegal to duck hunt while flying in an airplane.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

It is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.

In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

OHHHHHHHHHH Don't need a house coat no mo 2 flash lol

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The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for 3 consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

In Alamosa it is illegal to throw missiles at cars.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

soooooooooooooooooo What am I suppose 2 do with me tank in the back yard lol

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LOL - I don't want to know.

ARKANSAS
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

It is legal for a husband to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

It is illegal to keep Alligators in bathtubs.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM in Little Rock.

In Little Rock it is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM What aboot carrying 2 gallon jugs of 2% lo-fat milk while riding the cow down Main Street ????????

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You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

In Devon it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.

It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

In Waterbury it is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.