Poker jokes

[mrspolarbear]

Dog Gone Poker
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.

"This is a very smart dog.", the man commented.

"Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

[mrspolarbear]

Four Playing Poker
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!

[mrspolarbear]

Rabbi, minister, and priest
Rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing poker when the police raid the game.

Addressing the priest, the lead officer asks: "Father Murphy, were you gambling?" Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then says, "No, officer, I was not gambling.

The officer then asks the minister: "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replies, "No, officer, I was not gambling." Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asks: "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies: "With whom?"

[mrspolarbear]

Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog.
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.

[mrspolarbear]

Q: What is the difference between a poker room and a church?
A: When you pray in a poker room, you really mean it!!

[dommus]

good jokes
waiting for more
thanks

[ILLogicalScripts]

Q: What is the difference between a poker room and a church?
A: When you pray in a poker room, you really mean it!!

haha thaaat is true

[Rosetown]

Great Jokes I love the first two

[carlinio10]

how abt them broncos???????

[pocket420jacks]

thats pretty funny!!