marriage jokes

[greywind50]

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

[Cpeed]

LoL

[LyndaNova]

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet
music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen..