jokes:one liners

[greywind50]

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery.

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

[butterfly_kzz]

rofl thats just too funny... to be or not to be... whatever

[aeriusspades]

If you take the wings of a fly do you call it a walk?

Two peanuts are walking through the park ..on was a salted. (Read it out loud)

Ok I am outta them.