Just a joke I thought I would share...

[fishinchipz]

What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes/four STOP signs.
How do you know a blonde's been using your computer? There's white-out on the screen.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9. (That one's for kids)
The Dick Cheney poker hand- A2 (Bullet, DUCK!)
More to come- 3 tourneys at once right now. Enjoy. Fish

[MsClawdy]

Just thought I'd share a good one with yall!
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi '.
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!