one more joke for all

[jiff570]

Half dressed redneck couple sitting on couch watching news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. Right, Darlin'" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."

[wicked663]

LOL...That was good.

Here's one:

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from
God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and
in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression.'

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding.

I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared.

[NUCKING_FUTS_4]

That one is quite old now, but I still got a laugh out of it.

Talk is cheap

[wicked663]

Oldie but a goodie, I guess.

[jacks_off4me]

Hi guys, i always read jokes but imo yours are too long you know...

: A homeless arrives to a recycling center ... and asks:

"do you accept bottles from a scotch whiskey year 1867?

after a small pause - No, Sir.....

"sir" u got it? lol

[wicked663]

Hi guys, i always read jokes but imo yours are too long you know...

: A homeless arrives to a recycling center ... and asks:

"do you accept bottles from a scotch whiskey year 1867?

after a small pause - No, Sir.....

"sir" u got it? lol

I swear I am not blond...but I don't get it???

[wicked663]

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the
Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

[jeffsbabe]

Hey Wicked, I didn't get Jack's joke either. I loved the bullet joke!

[jacks_off4me]

yea i guess it turned kinda lame lol , but it really sounds funny on my language , and i'll try to make up for that, at my few posts left

[wicked663]

Hey Wicked, I didn't get Jack's joke either. I loved the bullet joke!

Glad you enjoyed it Jaffsbabe. Lets keep this one going. Bring on the jokes people!