i've been dealing poker for some time now, and the other day i think i finally heard the dumbest question-
small 1/2 blind no limit game, new player stops the game to ask if he can ask a question, i explain, i can't tell you the quality of your hand but if its a technical question shoot:............
"ok, how many decks are we playing with????????"
my answer, "one, but we add two jokers............."
to his confused face he asks how they play.
of course i conceded i was bluffing


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