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  1. 05-31-2010, 03:48 PM #1
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    Ok, so I go to POKERHOST to get my account squared away as I had lost track of my username and pw when they were on Cake
    Please wait for a site operator to respond.
    You are now chatting with 'Jesus'
    Jesus: Thank you for contacting PokerHost Support! How can I help you today?
    Visitor: lol, I am talking to Jesus?
    Visitor: seriously, I would think they would not let u use that name as help person
    Jesus: What can I do for you?
    Visitor: anyway, I am villaridge. email is (deleted). since ur move to merge I have lost track of my username and pw since u were on Cake. please help
    Jesus: Can I have your first and last name please?
    Visitor: (deleted)
    Jesus: May I have your Security Answer please?
    Visitor: well, what was the question?
    Jesus: What was the name of your first school?
    Visitor: (deleted)
    Jesus: Thank you!
    Jesus: Right now I have to change your screen name for you to be able to login.
    Jesus: Can you give me the one you want to use it must have at least 6 characters and must be alpha-numeric.
    Visitor: screenname?
    Jesus: yes
    Visitor: (deleted)
    Jesus: It is ready now, you can login using (deleted) as your login name and (deleted) as your password.
    Jesus: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
    Visitor: great, ty very much jesus
    Jesus: You are quite welcome!
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    All I can say is Jesus has had a very profound and positive effect on my life today, lol

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  2. 05-31-2010, 05:15 PM #2
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    You can go up in levels now

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  3. 05-31-2010, 05:50 PM #3
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    I did kingmotan. still confused:



    Me:
    kingmotan sucks
    God:
    What is so bad about it?
    Me:
    well he upstaged my post
    God:
    Interesting. I get it. upstaged your post.
    Me:
    yeah, I was talking Jesus and he had the inside line to you
    God:
    OK. What was the subject of the conversation?
    Me:
    kingmotan
    God:
    What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    hazel
    God:
    That is a very unusual color.
    Me:
    do u know kingmotans eye color?
    God:
    No, tell me about him, her or it.
    Me:
    He's a east european player that lives in chicago sometimes
    God:
    I don't know very many east european player that lives in chicago sometimes.
    Me:
    he thinks he knows cash games
    God:
    How do you know what he thinks?
    Me:
    lol, I don't, just my take on him
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. Where do you get your ideas?
    Me:
    ahh from you??? maybe
    God:
    Ah ha. How did you get that from me? I understand.
    Me:
    so why is Jesus woring for Merge now?
    God:
    Oh. So I understand. Why do I exist?
    Me:
    well, that existential shit explains a lot
    God:
    How about that. " Why do I exist?" existential shit explains a lot ? Makes sense to me.
    Me:
    Ok, lets stop going around the bush. what are your thoughts on kingmotan?
    God:
    I would like to do that too. Groovy. I have to process that one for a while.
    Me:
    ok, what about ScrawnyBob?
    God:
    Does it have anything to do with kingmotan? Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
    Me:
    do u wanna tak about playful and her wacky posts?
    God:
    OK, I will tak about playful and her wacky posts.
    Me:
    how bout DanAbnormal and his hyper poker?
    God:
    How about it.
    Me:
    u sound like a psychologist
    God:
    Oh really what does it sound like?
    Me:
    It sounds like KingMotan
    God:
    Oh really what does it sound like?
    Me:
    goodbye
    God:
    Bye.

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  4. 05-31-2010, 07:23 PM #4
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    Funny you should say that Villa....I was talking to the same guy about the same problem earlier today....So we both talked to Jesus on the same day ...We must be blessed.

    I have to say tho ...he was very helpful ......God usually craps on me when i am playing poker
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  5. 05-31-2010, 07:30 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingmotan View Post
    You can go up in levels now

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    Just tried it ....my conclusion is that God is an idiot.....lol
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  6. 05-31-2010, 08:36 PM #6
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    which came first...the chicken or the bubble...

    I just read all that stuff before...

    i could make a fortune on this site...lmao...

    ok, i'm setting up the folding chairs outside the "Tumblers Inn"

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  7. 05-31-2010, 10:24 PM #7
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    HMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT WOULD JESUS DO.... AYE FIND SUM MO CLASSIER FRIENDS.. LOL
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    yeah, playful, u is right

    but i always dove with the deepest...

    and surfaced to tell the tale...

    so...

    guess i'm still

    all cried out...u took a whole lotta lovin for a handful of nothin...
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    Now I will tell you what I've done for you -
    50 thousand tears I've cried.
    Screaming, deceiving and bleeding for you -
    And you still won't hear me.
    (going under)
    Don't want your hand this time - I'll save myself.
    Maybe I'll wake up for once (wake up for once)
    Not tormented daily defeated by you
    Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom

    I'm dying again

    I'm going under (going under)
    Drowning in you (drowning in you)
    I'm falling forever (falling forever)
    I've got to break through
    I'm going under

    Blurring and stirring - the truth and the lies.
    (So I don't know what's real) So I don't know what's real and what's not (and what's not)
    Always confusing the thoughts in my head
    So I can't trust myself anymore

    I'm dying again

    I'm going under (going under)
    Drowning in you (drowning in you)
    I'm falling forever (falling forever)
    I've got to break through

    I'm...

    So go on and scream
    Scream at me I'm so far away (so far away)
    I won't be broken again (again)
    I've got to breathe - I can't keep going under

    I'm dying again

    I'm going under (going under)
    Drowning in you (drowning in you)
    I'm falling forever (falling forever)
    I've got to break through

    I'm going under (going under)
    I'm going under (drowning in you)
    I'm going under
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    you wanna talk going under or diving deep? i can do that

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  10. 06-08-2010, 05:13 AM #10
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    i hate to say this is in the wrong thread...but

    who am i...

    mea maxima culpa...

    an all that

    init...

    evanescence
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