I play slot machines

[holdemfast]

I play slot machines at a local gaming casino. The most I ever won in a game two hundred dollars. I won that amount in a Wheel fortune slot machine game. I cashed out quickly. I left home happy and joyful.

[p0kerholic]

niceone, wudnt play it again tho, odds always against you!

[tking888]

i like to play the slut machines too. just goof off. no thinking required. i hate the indian casinos though.

[readchomsky]

I once talked to a pit boss who said the best way to make money at slots is to hide $20 under the chair, and if it's still there when you come back, then you made money at slots.

To the guy who quit when he was ahead, smart. A lot of my students play at a nearby casino, and I beg them to stop when they are ahead--perhaps more do as a result. College students don't need to spend their money in a casino anyway.

[pakino]

Time ago, I was playing slots for about 12 hours. Of course, online slots and with the utoplay. I earned about 12$ only.

[CardScarred]

Only way to make money at the sluts is rent them out.

[tbdbitl]

only way to make money at the sluts is rent them out.

. . .pimp?

[tking888]

pander ' er

[Dan Abnormal]

ITs been years since i have been to a casino like maybe 5 or 6 years ago, before i knew what hold em was.

I went with a co worker to seminole casino in Sunrise Florida and he kept playing slots and I said F that lets hit the card tables (Like i would of had a clue) all of a sudden a voice comes over the intercome and says we have one seat available at (so and so ) table with a $1050 buy in, I asked Frank (my co worker) what that meant he said $1050 to play and that ended my want to play cards

Great beer on Tap Heinekens and Guiness at $6 a pop but within 20 minutes FRANK says you ready to go, I said HELL NO he lost $140 in 20 minutes on slots and I was like Im drinking em up.

(OK ROB WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH SLOTS)

I though slots just took money but here (DAMN I CAN REMEMBER) but you slid in a piece of paper and the paper kept track of the money you had which made it very difficult to know what you had (especially after many beers)

Well I settled into one slot machine and this 70 year old woman was hawking me like crazy and would not leave, she pulled a chair up and was talking me non stop. I thought she might stake me but I guess I was gonna have to give to get (so to speak) but she would not leave, maybe Im naive and she was gonna con me.

What has this got to do with slots, I DUNNO Frank ended up only losing $60 I lost $20 and said F that and went to the .05 slots and played and played but the beer was DAMN GOOD AT THIS PLACE

THe card room real close to me is just cards and satelite betting on everything possible and dog tracks but no slots)

[vipstefanvip]

i like to play the slot