I Hate Getting Lucky

[gnk2727]

Originally Posted by iamnocaveman

i cant even get any luck at all!!!! what do you players do before the tourney starts to prepare

Get rid of all distractions. NO TV, food, alcohol.......You should be fine from there...........

[mafalda34]

why dont u like getting lucky ?? I play my best ok, but then if sometimes i can get lucky as well much better isnt it ??

Sometimes we get lucky and we just dont know we were that lucky.

[Killermanner]

If I need to choose between luck and skills, its gonna be luck baby, that way I'm sure to make more $$$

[mafalda34]

Please dont say that, if u rely on luck go and play roulette.
The difference between poker and all the other games is theres skill involved.

[jacks_off4me]

Originally Posted by iamnocaveman

i cant even get any luck at all!!!! what do you players do before the tourney starts to prepare

im slightly drunk today so ill spill one of my secrets
ready?

here it is:

im preparing a bowl next to me so i am able to piss in to it during the game. that way i dont leave my computer and dont go to the toilet.

to some of you it may sound disgusting and sick,

but it allows me to be concentrated on every hand whether im playing in the hand or fold and watch others fight....

also, i have to say im little more nerveous than others, and for having two stones in my- dont know its english name- belly- i have to drink a lot of water during the day and therefore i piss more than others. so thats my preparetion b4 the game

[gnk2727]

That very interesting preparation jacks...........

[jacks_off4me]

lol i know but really how do you name those organs that i had stones in?
its near the belly and our body uses it to create the liquid

[gnk2727]

Originally Posted by jacks_off4me

lol i know but really how do you name those organs that i had stones in?
its near the belly and our body uses it to create the liquid

The kidneys I believe.........

[Shad]

Originally Posted by jacks_off4me

lol i know but really how do you name those organs that i had stones in?
its near the belly and our body uses it to create the liquid

Kidney stones sound about right. Although, kidneys filter, they don't create the liquid. And the bladder stores the piss.

[mafalda34]

oh my god !! how can u do that jacks !! is just the worst thingive ever heard of, i cant be playing poker with a bowl full of .... near me. Just terrible.