I really need to stop smoking crack before I play

[nicktheman]

Originally Posted by Zach

I thought I had a straight the entire time ... even after the hand I thought I had a straight.

The only reason I actually discovered I didnt have a straight was because I was going to post something here about that straight vs a flush draw ...

You should check yourself into one of those nice places that all the stars go to called REHAB

[DankHugh]

Is it any wonder the entire post made no 4King sense ?

[boyndahood]

drugs are bad for your help but it doesn't infect my play.... that's just my oppinnion

[heidibug1]

Crack is bad mmmmmkay....

[celik2204]

At live table, after many beers, many glass of whiskey...

I've got TJo, the flop comes 9 K A rainbow...

I've got a Straight... NO, I think I've got a straight !!!!!!!!

A guy goes all in and I quickly call !!! When I show my cards, I tell to myself "it's time going to sleep".

So sic !

[beivder]

crack gooood
haha

[MR_RON1746]

u and me both should stop smokin

[pokerdog283]

Originally Posted by Zach

I get delt: Q 8

Flop comes: 9 J 7

I check

He does: All-in $ 960.78

I think: Zach .. rather stupid to go in - he has a flush draw, ya know it. Just dump the straight, live to fight another day.

I do: All-in $ 890.00

He shows: K 2

I pray: No Club, No Club

Turn: A

I pray: No Club, No Club

River: Q

I pray: Thank you god for no club.


I then start to post how stupid I am for going all in with a straight ... when I knew without a shadow of a doubt that he had a good high flush draw.

Should have dumped my straight - the other player only has to hit once and I am done. Maybe not this time, maybe not next time ... but sooner or later.

... somewhere in the middle of posting all that - I have come to realize that I am a complete moron... one lucky ass moron at that

also crack is not good for you!!LOL

[joker131]

zac give up poker unless its a freeroll for donks.ive never heard of anybody going allin on a inside straight draw.i think your pull our pisser arnt u.

[Zach]

Originally Posted by joker131

zac give up poker unless its a freeroll for donks.ive never heard of anybody going allin on a inside straight draw.i think your pull our pisser arnt u.

I think you missed something.

I think many of you missed something.

I went all in with my straight, I wasn't drawing anymore. That was my reality at the moment I went all in.

Let me put this in simple terms.

1. This thread was self depreciating humor
2. For what ever reason - my mind saw the flop - and told me I had a straight
3. I played the entire hand knowing I had a straight (even though I did not)
4. Even when the hand was over, and I won, I still thought I had a straight
5. I came over here to make a post about how stupid it is to go all in with a made straight when you know the other player has a flush draw. You do that twice in a tournament - odds are you are no longer in the tournament.
6. While I was typing out the thread about that... I realized I never had the straight, and felt like a complete idiot, but at the same time - found it rather funny - so just went ahead and finished up making the post.