Bankroll Stimulus Act of 2008

[jimib]

I am talking about the Economic Stimulus Act of 2008 the Bush admin. passed.

I encourage poker players to "help" the economy by using the up to $600 the nearsighted Bush admin. is giving us to fund your bankroll. They have made it a pain in the ass to deposit money to say nothing of the $175 it took me over 1 yr to get back from netteller.

So they passed this half-assed online gambling bill to make life miserable. I say get even! Deposit that money in an "illegal" gambling site to boost your bankroll and create your own little "Economic Stimulus Package". Find a site with a first good deposit bonus that doubles once you clear the bonus.

That $600 would fund a very safe bankroll (24 buy-ins) for the $.10/25 cash games, which over time if you maintain even a small winning percentage you will double your money (after clearing bonus) while learning to play better. The Bush Admin wants to pay you to become a better poker player! YeeeeHaaaaaa!

Part of the Bush Admin. "No Poker Player Left Behind" act.

"Defines Irony"

[TMax]

Funny, I was thinking along the same line about that refund check. But now that you make it an act of political defiance, I'm just gonna have to use it for poker.

Ask not what your country can do for you...

[smjnc]

i hope u do good with it. im using mine to payoff some bills but if i wasnt in debt i would put some online. good luck mang very good post anything that will piss of bush im down with.

[Laceypearls]

I plan on using some of it for poker but not all of it. I hope too build it up soo I can cash out! .. I am also going too pay a bill or two...
Fun fun fun!

[jctm1988]

I just want to make thousand online LOL , is it so hard to beat a system ? that you know is beatable if you stick to abc poker, that's why lately people creating bots make the most money out of these sites, the bot acts on cards and not emotions, it calculates % faster then us, even do'h i dont need to cause we all can calculate fast atm i guess, but the bot doesnt see the cards go by and monster pot but if you entered the hand that you would have won, it makes you go heywire , believe me cause i played the 7seven freeroll at pokertime finishing 245 getting 2 bucks, it made me sick, i saw like 10 hands go by that if i played my hands i would have had over 100,000 chip stack, and thats almost the avarage you need to sit at the final table, you needed 132000 to sit at it . but ye then i lost my mind with 10,000 chips playing KJ offsuit early position and Q8 in middle position , losing all my chips...

And bankroll management, just dont go flush your bankroll in one hand.!

BOT FOR LIFE!

[GypsyTea]

any one got a site with the act on it in full?

GT