getting frisky at the poker table

[ncmtngirl79]

OK, so it is thursday night and my bfriend and i have made plans to have a date. So I come home and there he is playing an on line poker tournament that is going to take all freaking night. I was very upset. So I sat behind him while he played and just railed him. I said things like "I can't believe you played AA like that, what a donkey... Seriously, you called with that hand? How can you fold that hand after playing bingo poker for the last coupla hands? Did you really think that your hand was going to win?" In the mean time his chip stack is going down down down and he is less then focused.
So i go into the kitchen, grab a beer and try to cool off. Then I realized that I too have blown off an engagement or two too finish a poker tournament, and that maybe I should be more understanding and not a biotch. So I bring him a beer, straddle him on the chair, play with his...um toes... and tell him I am sorry. the next thing you know that fool goes all in with a short stack kdqd and tripples up, then he doubles up again, and three hrs later he wins the whole damned thing. I tell ya Getting frisky and poker.. What a great combination!

[pirates831]

ok, i admit it. i laughed.

congrats to the boyfriend for getting lucky - and getting lucky.

[wixx]

You are my kind of girl.....you like poker .
Seriously though you got you a lucky man there.

[luzipher]

Originally Posted by pirates831

for getting lucky - and getting lucky.

LOL change your keyboard...

[stinkee]

Cute story, lol -- Hey, that reminds me - last time I went to Vegas I was at the MGM GRand playing 1/2 NL... There was this extremely intoxicated young couple at the table, the guy was playing and the girl was sitting directly behing him carressing his belly, thighs and shoulders, kissing his neck and stuff, pretty much doing everything except reaching in his pants,lol!! It was SORT OF distracting and I really didn't appreciate it.. Neither did the guy next to me, so they (guy next to me and intoxicated guy) started arguing and intoxicated guy thankfully got disgusted and left, muttering stuff about uptight Americans blah, blah, blah (he was Canadian).. Anyways, don't you think the dealer should have said something or called the floor guy over? -- Or am I just an uptight American too? Have you ever seen people making out at the table like that?

[wicked663]

Drunk guy at the poker table...I would of tipped the waitress to keep the cocktails coming!

[eicosekim]

this was a great story.. but for some reason i reeeeaaaalllly want to play poker right now...hmmm maybe its just the gambler in me...who knows!!

[anntomm]

that´s what i say since decades:best way to gamble is a "playing " girl at the side.

[ddlogan]

that is one of the funniest poker stories i ever heard lmao i guess if thats what it takes to win big money ill have to talk my girlfriend into doing it lmao

[TroyC]

So my buddy was at a Casino bout two months ago, and he was talking to this older player.

Older guy was grumbling the whole time playing and my buddy asks him how he's doing, was he stuck?.

Old fella says nah, cards have been treating him right...he was just thinking bout a couple of nights ago. Says there were these two attractive girls that came in to watch the tables...They hit it off with the older fella and the two girls want to know if he wants to leave and have some "fun".

So he takes off with the two, get freaky in the back of his Caddy...and damn if the two don't take all his money and leave!!

My buddy tells the old timer, damn, that sucks.


Old timer replies::: yea, and lucky for me they came back last night and did it to me again...but where the hell are they tonight?





//ok, only poker joke I know