LMAO my Poker 10 commandments!

[vixenx78]

Just playing around i made up my own lol 10 commandments,,,
NO not for religion but for poker hehehehehehee


1) Thou shalt not tilt. Ever. I mean it.

2) Thou shalt think over every decision made for at least 5 seconds. Yes, even the times thou must 'check' the BB.

3) Thou shalt not play Razz. Because I sayest so.(unless in HORSE)

4) Remember to place thine card protector over thine cards, to keep them safe from mucking.

5) Honor thy raiser when he is Under Thine Gun.

6) Thou shalt not murder Donkeys. Even when they really deserve it.

7) Thou shalt not commit adultery during the poker game. Wait until it is over please.

Thou shalt not raise simply to steal blinds, unless thou can get away with it.

9) Thou shalt not send too many false tells. That is what headphones and dark eyeglasses are far.

10) Thou shalt covet thine neighbor's chips.


heheheheee

What do you think?
Do you think i should add more?

[wixx]

Thou shalt remember that top pair top kicker losses ... a lot!
Thou shalt also remember that the two pair that beats TPTK from above, also losses...a lot.
Thou shalt be wary of backdoor flushes and four to a flush on the table.