5 years of experiance to help you

[tiler]

ok,here goes,i have been with pokerstars for 5 years,i've done ok,split the million and won here and there so i'm up about 90k i think last time i looked and here's some tricks i've learned to hopefully stop you losing.my first point is join pokerstars if you are new, i won about a grand in my first 3 weeks and i hadn't got a clue,its still the best run i've ever had,this is called the "hook" and lasts, lol,about 3 weeks.ok.never slowplay anything on pokerstars,anything against you will catchup and win,make them pay for fishing,if you have a big lead in any tourney or stt stop playing,you will not win anymore hands until your opponents have caught up so let them battle each other.if you have 15 outs for the river ,fold,it never comes when you need it,this is the "setup" and it crops up quite alot,beware of aq, qq , kj they are only there to knock you out.the lowstack especially in a stt is the one to avoid,YOU WILL DOUBLE HIM 90% of the time.cash games,if you sit with $50 and you get down to $5-10 go allin, you always win your first allin no matter what.obviously never call a small stack allin on their first time,second time is fine just not first.beware of flopping top pair with a hand like 78 suited,this means there is an overpair hiding about 90% of the time.keep away from anything under 20k guarenteed in tourneys,waste of time,full of fish and gamblers,keep your buyins high if possible,you get what you pay for! if you feel hard done by write to support and moan like hell,the cards will improve for a while funnily enough.low flushes be careful,infact if you love poker like me,have your 3 weeks and leave,play live,you will not win online long term 100% guarenteed.if you win your next sessions will be awful so play small games at this time,when it turns pounce but beware of that setup waiting to get you.these sites have been caught cheating in the past so just beware,they aren't there to make you rich,hope it helps and gl. tiler

[villaridge]

WTF???? Get out of here, lol

[derringer007]

WTF???? Get out of here, lol

I Know one thing for sure. Thats the longest paragraph in history.

[GypsyTea]

ok,here goes,i have been with pokerstars for 5 years,i've done ok,split the million and won here and there so i'm up about 90k i think last time i looked and here's some tricks i've learned to hopefully stop you losing.my first point is join pokerstars if you are new, i won about a grand in my first 3 weeks and i hadn't got a clue,its still the best run i've ever had,this is called the "hook" and lasts, lol,about 3 weeks.ok.never slowplay anything on pokerstars,anything against you will catchup and win,make them pay for fishing,if you have a big lead in any tourney or stt stop playing,you will not win anymore hands until your opponents have caught up so let them battle each other.if you have 15 outs for the river ,fold,it never comes when you need it,this is the "setup" and it crops up quite alot,beware of aq, qq , kj they are only there to knock you out.the lowstack especially in a stt is the one to avoid,YOU WILL DOUBLE HIM 90% of the time.cash games,if you sit with $50 and you get down to $5-10 go allin, you always win your first allin no matter what.obviously never call a small stack allin on their first time,second time is fine just not first.beware of flopping top pair with a hand like 78 suited,this means there is an overpair hiding about 90% of the time.keep away from anything under 20k guarenteed in tourneys,waste of time,full of fish and gamblers,keep your buyins high if possible,you get what you pay for! if you feel hard done by write to support and moan like hell,the cards will improve for a while funnily enough.low flushes be careful,infact if you love poker like me,have your 3 weeks and leave,play live,you will not win online long term 100% guarenteed.if you win your next sessions will be awful so play small games at this time,when it turns pounce but beware of that setup waiting to get you.these sites have been caught cheating in the past so just beware,they aren't there to make you rich,hope it helps and gl. tiler

Got to be honest I think this is a really Interesting Post, it could of done with a bit more paragraphing, to make it easier too read but on the whole very interesting take on computer poker.

Nice Post

Gypsy

[NoWuckingFurries]

Some interesting points in there, but most of us come to poker forums to learn more...

[villaridge]

well, hell. I am in the position of telling GypsyTea, that GypseyTea is an idiot, lol.

You find that really interesting? Like what? Like rubbernecking on the freeway as you pass a wreck?

I mean, this person has advice like "if you sit with $50 and you get down to $5-10 go allin, you always win your first allin no matter what" what about this do you find "really interesting"

Jumping Jehosaphat, there is so much wrong with this guys "take" on poker, but GypseyTea says it is really interesting. Give me a break. "if you feel hard done by write to support and moan like hell,the cards will improve for a while funnily enough." Yeah ok, lets make it really interesting, If you bang the pokersites owners daughter, and get her pregnate, and get her to profess undying love for you, daddy ( the pokersite owner) will set up a mathmatical algorithim to make sure you win with 72 on any hand.

"if you have 15 outs for the river ,fold,it never comes when you need it,this is the "setup" and it crops up quite alot" right. great ******* poker advice.

[luzipher]

if you love poker like me,have your 3 weeks and leave,play live,you will not win online long term 100% guarenteed.

So you said that you won just the first 3 weeks and after that you start to lose all.
I think is good for a clase B movie...
What happen if you are in a cash table with another people with more than 3 weeks playing?
Who take the money? The system is smart enough to give a small portion to everyone and take the rake and everybody lose?

What about people like durrrr or sobraoboy (he made 6 digits from 50 bucks)? They are invented by the system?

I don't agree with the way you say the things neither the whole thing at all.

I'm playing frequently since April/08 having a good profit every single month, not just three weeks.
Just my point of view

[GypsyTea]

well, hell. I am in the position of telling GypsyTea, that GypseyTea is an idiot, lol.

You find that really interesting? Like what? Like rubbernecking on the freeway as you pass a wreck?

I mean, this person has advice like "if you sit with $50 and you get down to $5-10 go allin, you always win your first allin no matter what" what about this do you find "really interesting"

Jumping Jehosaphat, there is so much wrong with this guys "take" on poker, but GypseyTea says it is really interesting. Give me a break. "if you feel hard done by write to support and moan like hell,the cards will improve for a while funnily enough." Yeah ok, lets make it really interesting, If you bang the pokersites owners daughter, and get her pregnate, and get her to profess undying love for you, daddy ( the pokersite owner) will set up a mathmatical algorithim to make sure you win with 72 on any hand.

"if you have 15 outs for the river ,fold,it never comes when you need it,this is the "setup" and it crops up quite alot" right. great ******* poker advice.

ROFLOLOLOLOLOL

Nice Post Vill........

Best Regards

Gypsy

[GypsyTea]

well, hell. I am in the position of telling GypsyTea, that GypseyTea is an idiot, lol.

You find that really interesting? Like what? Like rubbernecking on the freeway as you pass a wreck?

I mean, this person has advice like "if you sit with $50 and you get down to $5-10 go allin, you always win your first allin no matter what" what about this do you find "really interesting"

Jumping Jehosaphat, there is so much wrong with this guys "take" on poker, but GypseyTea says it is really interesting. Give me a break. "if you feel hard done by write to support and moan like hell,the cards will improve for a while funnily enough." Yeah ok, lets make it really interesting, If you bang the pokersites owners daughter, and get her pregnate, and get her to profess undying love for you, daddy ( the pokersite owner) will set up a mathmatical algorithim to make sure you win with 72 on any hand.

"if you have 15 outs for the river ,fold,it never comes when you need it,this is the "setup" and it crops up quite alot" right. great ******* poker advice.

I said Bro I found it Interesting( ie the guys take on stars and the way it plays), I didnt say I agreed with it!

GT

I Purple Haze!

[wicked663]

"if you feel hard done by write to support and moan like hell,the cards will improve for a while funnily enough." Yeah ok, lets make it really interesting, If you bang the pokersites owners daughter, and get her pregnate, and get her to profess undying love for you, daddy ( the pokersite owner) will set up a mathmatical algorithim to make sure you win with 72 on any hand.

This one had me rollin!

I personally love a good conspiracy theory. Bring em on!