My Porsche Freeroll donkament experience.
THis morning I got up around 1hr. prior to playing a bunch of games I had scheduled for myself on my poker calendar (around a dozen or so) starting at 10am PT. The first two were a HORSE Tournament on Stars & the Porsche Freeroll.

My g/f accidentally unplugged my cable modem last night and then when I went to plug it in today, my wireless router got all screwed up (the modem is actually out of date for the cable service and needs to be replaced). So I can't get any internet connection... sigh... then 'grrr'... then....well you get the idea.
I get on the phone with my internet provider and wait for 25mins. for someone to answer the phone (that's 24/7 service for ya, lol).
I get it going but it is connecting/disconnecting constantly..... and I'm getting a tad tilted as a result.
I miss the HORSE game by 20mins. (no biggy cuz I have a bunch of NLHE ones starting up soon and it might've gotten confusing).
I'm doing decently in the Porsche freeroll and then take a couple of HUGE donkings. Blinds are up to 100/200 and antes have kicked in. I get KK in EP... UTG (bigstack overly loose aggressive huge donkey/noob) raises up "POT" Utg.. myself on 21bb's decides to just shove allin with my KK, instead of 3-betting and then maybe losing out on some hands on the flop that would've otherwise paid me off had I just shoved preflop and had them call (in hopes of making it look like I was on AK, AQs).
Utg calls me with 88. Turns a gutter... rivers the straight... BOOM.

No Porsche for me today. Sure hope that donk he KO'd me didn't win it... arghhh!!!