Detroit lions 2009 schedule

[scottmr24]

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE

September
13..................... Taft Junior High School
20......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27...................... Detroit Blind Academy

October
04......................Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Crippled Children's Home
18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25......................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01..................... Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.....................Fraser Boys Choir
15..... ................Korean Vets
22.....................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26....................Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

[JAYCISM]

lol you just had to put taft in the schedule for the lions. i think the lions will give taft a run for there money. but i see that as a defensive game myself lol

[ChosenOne]

LOL. that was hilarious. I actually thought it was their schedule, but obviously not. I wonder if they would be able to beat those teams.

[ttwarrior1]

lions will go 10-6 next year, i guarantee it, week conference and if they draft o and d lineman this will happen, if they take another stupid qb or wr with the 1st 2 picks then ill take back that guarantee